Bungles to go pigeon hunting

I-Want-Troy's-Hair · 09-27-2007, 09:56 PM

now this is funny. And what better place to find some pigeon hunters than in the current Bungles locker room good thing everyone knows how to use a firearm.

BENGALS WANT TO GO HUNTING

There's a bit of a pigeon problem at Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati.

As it turns out, the pigeons have been dropping their business on fans, and in their food and beverages. (We presume that no version of the five-second rule applies when something like that happens.)

The Bengals have a low-tech solution to the problem. They want to shoot them. With guns.

According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, Eric Brown, the managing director of Paul Brown Stadium Ltd., has suggested hunting the pigeons as a "cost-effective way to get this problem under control."

Fan noise on game days used to drive the pigeons away, but the birds have adapted. The bang-bang alternative, per Brown, "would be done discreetly during times when there is little activity in the stadium."

Look, we realize that it's a problem that needs to be solved. But at a time when the NFL is still reeling from the fallout of the Mike Vick case, which involved fighting dogs to the death and the killing of dogs that were deemed unworthy of fighting to the death, shouldn't the Bengals exhaust every other possible option before suggesting the killing of the birds?

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Crushzilla · 09-27-2007, 10:18 PM

We have this rollin' in the blast furnace.

What better place to talk about the Bungles getting shat on.

I-Want-Troy's-Hair · 09-27-2007, 10:32 PM

Mod's close it down didn't see this in the Blast furnace...sorry bout that.

fansince'76 · 09-28-2007, 11:06 AM

Duplicate thread: http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=20112

Closing.

09-27-2007, 09:56 PM	#1
I-Want-Troy's-Hair Assistant Coach Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Riverside, CA -originally Steubenville OH Posts: 1,450 Gender: Female Member Number: 2698 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bungles to go pigeon hunting now this is funny. And what better place to find some pigeon hunters than in the current Bungles locker room good thing everyone knows how to use a firearm. BENGALS WANT TO GO HUNTING There's a bit of a pigeon problem at Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati. As it turns out, the pigeons have been dropping their business on fans, and in their food and beverages. (We presume that no version of the five-second rule applies when something like that happens.) The Bengals have a low-tech solution to the problem. They want to shoot them. With guns. According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, Eric Brown, the managing director of Paul Brown Stadium Ltd., has suggested hunting the pigeons as a "cost-effective way to get this problem under control." Fan noise on game days used to drive the pigeons away, but the birds have adapted. The bang-bang alternative, per Brown, "would be done discreetly during times when there is little activity in the stadium." Look, we realize that it's a problem that needs to be solved. But at a time when the NFL is still reeling from the fallout of the Mike Vick case, which involved fighting dogs to the death and the killing of dogs that were deemed unworthy of fighting to the death, shouldn't the Bengals exhaust every other possible option before suggesting the killing of the birds? profootballtalk.com __________________ "Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened." Anatole France

09-27-2007, 10:18 PM	#2
Crushzilla Team Owner Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The City of Champions Posts: 2,954 Gender: Male Member Number: 5106 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bungles to go pigeon hunting We have this rollin' in the blast furnace. What better place to talk about the Bungles getting shat on. __________________ Mad props to Steel-Bryan for the Bucco sig.

09-27-2007, 10:32 PM	#3
I-Want-Troy's-Hair Assistant Coach Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Riverside, CA -originally Steubenville OH Posts: 1,450 Gender: Female Member Number: 2698 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bungles to go pigeon hunting Mod's close it down didn't see this in the Blast furnace...sorry bout that. __________________ "Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened." Anatole France

09-28-2007, 11:06 AM	#4
fansince'76 Living Legend Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 17,069 Member Number: 1984 Thanks: 36 Thanked 87 Times in 53 Posts	Re: Bungles to go pigeon hunting Duplicate thread: http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=20112 Closing.

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