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Old 07-24-2006, 08:46 PM   #1
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Default Damn Checking Account

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the
window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account
now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated
in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him of her situation.

The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to
that foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old
geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in
this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard
time?"
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Old 07-26-2006, 05:01 AM   #2
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Oh my God.
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:23 AM   #3
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good one....LOL
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Old 07-26-2006, 05:46 PM   #4
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Another good one. Can always count on Lyn for good jokes.
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Lol. That's horrible and hilarious at the same time.

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Old 11-03-2007, 04:09 PM   #6
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I love it.
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