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|10-19-2007, 05:48 PM||#1|
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Little Johnny Joke
Here's a good little Johnny Joke..... >
> "A POLITE WAY TO PEE"
> During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
> To fifth graders asked her students the following question:
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
> How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and
> What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> Peter said, "I am sorry,but I really need to go to the bathroom.
> right back."
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> the dinner table.
> And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show
> good manners?"
> I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?I
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
> meet after dinner."
> The teacher fainted.
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