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Old 10-19-2007, 04:48 PM   #1
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Talking Little Johnny Joke

Here's a good little Johnny Joke..... >
> "A POLITE WAY TO PEE"
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> During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
>manners
>
> To fifth graders asked her students the following question:
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> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
>lady,
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> How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and
>impolite.
>
> What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> Peter said, "I am sorry,but I really need to go to the bathroom.
>I'll be
> right back."
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
>bathroom at
> the dinner table.
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> And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show
>us your
> good manners?"
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> I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?I
>have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
>get to
> meet after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted.
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