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Old 11-17-2007, 07:57 PM   #1
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Talking Hotel

A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and
was a
>> bit
>> lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see
advertised
>> in
>> the
>> phone books under "Escorts and Massages".
>>
>> He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself
>> Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had
all
>> the
>> right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long
>> graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he is in his
room and
>> figures, what the hell, he gave her a call.
>>
>> "Hello?" A woman answers.
>>
>> God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and
I'd
>> like
>> you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be
>> straight
>> with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I
want it
>> hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I 'm talking kinky the whole

>> night
>> long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything
you've
>> got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me
up,
>> wear
>> a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you
want
>> baby. Now, how does that sound?"
>>
>> She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you
need
>> to
>> press 9".
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Old 11-17-2007, 09:16 PM   #2
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:54 AM   #3
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