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Old 11-21-2007, 06:29 PM   #1
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My dog peed on my Xbox 360 and now I have the red ring of death (hardware failure).

I can send it back to have it repaired for free, but I'm guessing they probably have a policy in place about dog urine.

The thought occurred to me that, since he only weighs 20lbs, I could probably cook him instead of the turkey tomorrow.
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Old 11-21-2007, 06:47 PM   #2
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I so sorry, but that is absolutely hilarious! Send it back... who knows what they will say!
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:02 PM   #3
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Dog is good eating. Enjoy!
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:15 PM   #4
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Serenity now!

The Xbox didn't take the brunt of the attack. My DVD player is literally drenched in dog pee. Ironically, it still operates fine, even though if I tip it over, pee runs out the side of it.

My dog is really well behaved, and he only has these little regressions maybe once a year, but of ALL the places he could have pissed, WHY did he choose my electronics?
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:28 PM   #5
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but of ALL the places he could have pissed, WHY did he choose my electronics?
It's just a shocking experience for him!!! (ok well I thought it was funny)
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My dog peed on my Xbox 360 and now I have the red ring of death (hardware failure).

I can send it back to have it repaired for free, but I'm guessing they probably have a policy in place about dog urine.

The thought occurred to me that, since he only weighs 20lbs, I could probably cook him instead of the turkey tomorrow.
Maybe you can include a note when you send it back that your "Xbox smelled like dog pee right outta the box."
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:19 PM   #7
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The thought occurred to me that, since he only weighs 20lbs, I could probably cook him instead of the turkey tomorrow.
Be sure to stir fry him with bean sprouts, water chestnuts, baby corn and bok-toy. If you get stuck, call your locall Chinese restaurant - they cook 'em all the time.
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My dog peed on my Xbox 360 and now I have the red ring of death (hardware failure).

I can send it back to have it repaired for free, but I'm guessing they probably have a policy in place about dog urine.

The thought occurred to me that, since he only weighs 20lbs, I could probably cook him instead of the turkey tomorrow.
sorry to laugh, cause that trully sucks. my dog just ate a pair of brand new berninis.

anyways i gotta good philippino recipie-

starve dog for a few days

cook enough rice to gorge the dog

slaughter dog

cook dog over open pit

cut open stomach and season rice-stuffing

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My dog is my buddy. He doesn't know any better, and the turkey is pretty much ready to be cooked.

At worst, it's only about $250 (going price for 360's on ebay). God knows I've tossed enough good money chasing bad in this endeavor. I'll make sure I get the HDMI 360 system no matter what this time, though.
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:33 PM   #10
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How does a 20 lb. dog generate that much urine?
Been drankin' ?
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