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Old 01-04-2008, 09:16 PM   #1
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Default I am sure that you have seen these, but they are still fun!

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class
that she is a Patriots fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots
fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots
fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan,
then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,'


Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why are you a Steelers
fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so
I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed
tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to
be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an

idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Janie

smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'


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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a
Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his
team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!'
he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and
throws himself off the mountain.

The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.


He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the
mountain.

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A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Patriots fan he
saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Red & Blue shirt. He would
swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going,
Father?'

'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the
road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The
priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the
road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Patriots fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back
onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a
loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his
mirrors but still didn't see anything.


He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,
sorry Father, I almost hit that Patriots fan.'


'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'
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Default Re: I am sure that you have seen these, but they are still fun!

I guess I posted this in the wrong place...sorry.
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