5 surgeons

TroysBadDawg · 01-30-2008, 07:44 AM

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from California chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable."

Steeler in Carolina · 01-30-2008, 06:06 PM

nice

01-30-2008, 07:44 AM	#1
TroysBadDawg Assistant Coach Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 3rd rock from the sun and lost Posts: 1,161 Gender: Male Member Number: 6617 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	5 surgeons Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from California chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable." __________________ Here We Go Brownies Here We Go Woof Woof Americanos dicen ingl?s, Aprietan dos para Deportaci?

01-30-2008, 06:06 PM	#2
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