Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Steelers Hat

[revefsreleets]

Apparently, GBMelBlout bought me a Steelers hat to thank me for commishing in our semi-aborted fantasy league.

Here are your clues:

-GB gave the hat to Preach to give to me at the tailgate.
-I, being a Primanti Bros. addict, always end up there instead of the tailgate
-Preach gave the hat to someone at the tailgate to give to me

Who did Preach give the hat to? Does that person still have the hat? Is there some way for me to get it? Tune in next week for the exciting conclu...oh, wait, I'm mixing my stories here.

Anyway, I'm just curious if anyone knows anything about "The case of the missing Steelers hat"?

[TroysBadDawg]

I can honestly say I do not have it nor did I ever have it. I also have not seen it. But I have seen GBMelBlout but not real recently. I do hope you find the location of your hat, If you want I can send you a Cleveland Browns hat. Will that ease the pain or cause more?

I am serious pm me your address and I will send you a Cleveland Browns hat, as long as you do not do anything bad to it.

[stlrtruck]

Preach gave the hat to a street person because he wanted to bless someone who was wearing a browns hat!

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

Elementary my dear revefsreleets....

....as previously stated GB gave the hat to Preacher...Preacher showed up at the predetermined location to make the transaction from himself to you. However, the lure of a Primanti Brothers sandwich (or sammich), took you away from the place of acquisition.
These are the facts.
Now let me reveal to you some "facts" of which you may not be aware.
In the crowd that day were two figures lurking about and trying their best to blend into the crowd. The first was simply trying to see how "real" sports fans acted as opposed to band wagon jumping football fans.
This male who we shall call "Tom" pretended to be a friend of yours in order to acquire the hat in question.
HOWEVER, while walking through the crowd, "Tom" happened to run into an acquaintance who threatened to reveal "Toms" true identity if he didnt hand the hat over. The second male whom we shall refer to as "Bill" used the hat to sneak in with the Pittsburgh media and spent the day taping the Steelers defensive plays.
Case solved!

(However you will be recieving a supeona from Sen. Specter very soon as to your involvement in the spygate scandal)

yours truly,
Lambert Holmes

[revefsreleets]

Bad Dog: Yeah, send that hat right over...I promise I would never harm a Browns hat (cough cough).

LLT: I'm sure that's exactly the way it all went down.

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

Originally Posted by revefsreleets

Bad Dog: Yeah, send that hat right over...I promise I would never harm a Browns hat (cough cough).

LLT: I'm sure that's exactly the way it all went down.

I apologize...but I fear I can not respond to you in fear of being implicated in the scandal by association.

Lambert Holmes

[fansince'76]

This thread is funny as hell!

[revefsreleets]

Yo! Where's my damn hat!

[TroysBadDawg]

Originally Posted by revefsreleets

Bad Dog: Yeah, send that hat right over...I promise I would never harm a Browns hat (cough cough).

Oh no And get a Browns hat involved in a spygate scandal? That would implicate the Browns and I could never do that. Sen. Specter may not like the Browns as is, so he would love to include them someway in spygate scandal.

I don't know they just couldn't have said like a former known person said I never had no videos of that team. How do describe videos? I don't remember. It worked for him, and this would be forgotten by now.