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Old 03-03-2008, 05:11 AM   #1
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The Smart Bengal Fan

The boy came running home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, " he yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four but I
counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Bengal fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Bengal fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," he yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say
it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f,
g!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Bengal fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Bengal fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," he yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, none of the other boys
had this, but I did!" And he dropped his pants to
expose his pubic hair.

"Very good," said his embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm a Bengal fan, mommy?"

"No sweetheart, it's because you're 25."
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:31 AM   #2
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There is no such thing as "A Smart Bengal Fan" - - - - - - I don't know why I even looked in here........

Good one, LLT......
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:00 AM   #3
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hilarious, true though.
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:16 AM   #4
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The Smart Bengal Fan

The boy came running home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, " he yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four but I
counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Bengal fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Bengal fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," he yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say
it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f,
g!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Bengal fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Bengal fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," he yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, none of the other boys
had this, but I did!" And he dropped his pants to
expose his pubic hair.

"Very good," said his embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm a Bengal fan, mommy?"

"No sweetheart, it's because you're 25."
ohhh hahaha wasnt expecting that one! Wow lol nice!
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Old 04-08-2008, 11:32 PM   #5
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Ha ha ha. That's a good one.
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LOL....it's good, but damned gross too.
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never gets old.
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