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Old 03-07-2008, 03:05 PM   #1
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Default The Italian Lover,

The Italian Lover, a virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named
Guido, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, where he managed to
attract a spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment,
and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he
rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly, and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to
him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his
strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping.

Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly
and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear.
"No, I Norwegian."
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