Weird News

[polamalu82]

This is all real news I found.

Don't spill your coffee!!!

YORKTOWN, N.Y. - Careful with that coffee! Police say a man placing an order in a suburban New York doughnut shop's drive-through lane didn't have any pants on.

They say a Dunkin' Donuts worker saw John Greco's exposed genitals in the Feb. 27 stunt and then noted the make of his car and his license plate number.

Police say the 46-year-old Croton-on-Hudson resident was arrested last week and has been charged with misdemeanor public lewdness. He's due in court March 27.

Police released a statement Thursday saying it was "unknown how Mr. Greco took his coffee that day."

Greco says by telephone from his home that he has no comment on the police report.

...And you think you love your dog.

A 25-year-old woman was arrested for assault in Bremerton, Wash., in December after fighting with her boyfriend in the shower over whether the man's dog could join them. The woman objected and said the arrangement would be a deal-breaker for their relationship, to which the boyfriend replied that he hoped his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more. At that, according to police, she punched him several times in the face, and in their struggle, he dislocated his shoulder.

Lets bring the cold Iguanas inside.

In early January, when a national deep freeze extended even to the Florida Keys, iguanas fell into their natural hibernation-like torpor, and some compassionate Floridians, unaccustomed to seeing iguanas that appeared nearly dead, took them indoors to warm them up, which is a mistake. The owner of the veterinary clinic in Marathon said one "sweet lady" called him about the five-footer she had dragged inside. "When it woke up," said the vet, "she couldn't understand why it seemed to be coming after her." "When they warm up, they go back to being a wild animal."

[Stu Pidasso]

Here's yer sign...

[TheWarDen86]

Originally Posted by polamalu82

This is all real news I found.


Lets bring the cold Iguanas inside.

In early January, when a national deep freeze extended even to the Florida Keys, iguanas fell into their natural hibernation-like torpor, and some compassionate Floridians, unaccustomed to seeing iguanas that appeared nearly dead, took them indoors to warm them up, which is a mistake. The owner of the veterinary clinic in Marathon said one "sweet lady" called him about the five-footer she had dragged inside. "When it woke up," said the vet, "she couldn't understand why it seemed to be coming after her." "When they warm up, they go back to being a wild animal."

Amazing how that works.

[BettisFan]

Lady Stuck On Toilet for 2 years!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/...ectid=10498197

Authorities in the US are trying to establish what caused a 35-year-old woman to sit on her boyfriend's toilet for so long her skin grafted to the seat.

Kansas woman Pam Babprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterpr ofanityfilter had to be prised off the toilet at her boyfriend Kory McFarren's house after allegedly sitting there for two years.

She was only moved when McFarren called 911 on February 27 and told police there was "something wrong" with his girlfriend.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple told AP there was no indication Babprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterpr ofanityfilter had been restrained against her will.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said.

McFarren told police he had asked Babprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterpr ofanityfilter every day to please come out of the bathroom, but her reply was always: "Maybe tomorrow."...... (continues on link)

[Galax Steeler]

Originally Posted by BettisFan

Lady Stuck On Toilet for 2 years!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/...ectid=10498197

Authorities in the US are trying to establish what caused a 35-year-old woman to sit on her boyfriend's toilet for so long her skin grafted to the seat.

Kansas woman Pam Babprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterpr ofanityfilter had to be prised off the toilet at her boyfriend Kory McFarren's house after allegedly sitting there for two years.

She was only moved when McFarren called 911 on February 27 and told police there was "something wrong" with his girlfriend.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple told AP there was no indication Babprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterpr ofanityfilter had been restrained against her will.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said.

McFarren told police he had asked Babprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterpr ofanityfilter every day to please come out of the bathroom, but her reply was always: "Maybe tomorrow."...... (continues on link)

That is just plain nasty.

[polamalu82]

He says he panicked and finally called for help two weeks ago when Babprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterpr ofanityfilter appeared groggy after spending as much as a month sitting on the toilet.

How the hell do you not try to get help. If someone is on the toilet for a day I would call someone. The way it sounds she must be a big lady.

[GBMelBlount]

.....and they continue to let these people breed.....

[polamalu82]

Originally Posted by GBMelBlount

.....and they continue to let these people breed.....

It's seems it would be hard to breed with a woman if her ass is stuck to a toilet seat. That my friend is what we call Natural Selection.

[BettisFan]

haha yea man her skin grew around the seat