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Old 03-19-2008, 06:55 PM   #1
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Default Don't bite off more than you can chew.

A man walks into a bar and asks..

"Who owns the Rottweiler dog outside?"

"Thats my dog!" answers a biker, standing up "You gotta problem with that?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed it.."

"What are you talkin' about?" asked the biker disbelievingly....
"How could your little runt kill my Rotty?"

"Well, it seems my dog got stuck in your Rotty's throat."
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:10 PM   #2
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hahaha nice one props
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another bar dog joke


Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."
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another bar dog joke


Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

That's from The Pink Panther!!!
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A guy is in the back of the bar drinking with his buddies.
He walks up to the bar tender who was at the other end of the bar collecting the used mugs near the sink.

The man says to the bar tender, "I'll bet you $100.00 that I can stand at this end, pee into one of those mugs at that end and not get a drop anywhere else."

"You're drunk" exclaims the bar tender, "go sit down."

The persistant man counters, "c'mon, then it's an easy $100.00 for you if I can't do it."

"Okay pal. go ahead" says the bar tender. "Not a drop on the bar then."

"Deal" replies the man. He unzips and begins to pee all over the mugs, the bar and the bar tender."

"HA!" says the bar tender exclaims with a big smile "you lost."

LAUGHING, the man replies "of course I lost. Did you honestly believe that I could do it?"

The bartender: "No, but why are you so happy? You just lost $100.00."

The man: "Because I bet my friends $1000.00 that I could pee all over you and the bar and you'd be happy about it."

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A guy is in the back of the bar drinking with his buddies.
He walks up to the bar tender who was at the other end of the bar collecting the used mugs near the sink.

The man says to the bar tender, "I'll bet you $100.00 that I can stand at this end, pee into one of those mugs at that end and not get a drop anywhere else."

"You're drunk" exclaims the bar tender, "go sit down."

The persistant man counters, "c'mon, then it's an easy $100.00 for you if I can't do it."

"Okay pal. go ahead" says the bar tender. "Not a drop on the bar then."

"Deal" replies the man. He unzips and begins to pee all over the mugs, the bar and the bar tender."

"HA!" says the bar tender exclaims with a big smile "you lost."

LAUGHING, the man replies "of course I lost. Did you honestly believe that I could do it?"

The bartender: "No, but why are you so happy? You just lost $100.00."

The man: "Because I bet my friends $1000.00 that I could pee all over you and the bar and you'd be happy about it."

haha another great one and lol dam in real life he would be wrecked
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