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Old 03-19-2008, 09:28 PM   #1
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GETTING A HAIR DRYER THROUGH CUSTOMS

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the
Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course.
What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for
my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father.
Next!"
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:38 PM   #2
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GETTING A HAIR DRYER THROUGH CUSTOMS

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the
Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course.
What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for
my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father.
Next!"
wow a little contreversal! funny as hell nice.
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:43 PM   #3
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wow a little contreversal! funny as hell nice.
There is nothing at all controversial about that joke. I searched high and low through my personal archives for a joke I could post on this forum, so back off! ....you "cheeky little scamp."
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