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Old Today, 12:49 PM   #1
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Default Bruce Jenner Is ‘Transitioning Into a Woman’

“Bruce is transitioning to a woman,” says a source close to the family.

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[Planned Parenthood, day. In the reception area Mrs. Garrison
reads magazines, but sees a woman seated near her.]

MRS. GARRISON
You here for an abortion too? Yeah,
I discovered a few days ago I wasn't
bleedin' out my coo, so I guess I'm
knocked up. Is this doctor any good?


[Planned Parenthood OR.]

MRS. GARRISON
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.


DOCTOR
...an abortion?

MRS. GARRISON
Yeah, I've got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and I'll queef
it out myself.

DOCTOR
Mmister Garrison-

MRS. GARRISON
Mrs. Garrison.

DOCTOR
Mmrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion.


MRS. GARRISON
Don't you tell me what I can and can't
do with my body! A woman has a right
to choose!

DOCTOR
No, I mean you're physically unable
to have an abortion, because you can't
get pergnant.

MRS. GARRISON
But I missed my period.

DOCTOR
You can't have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you don't have ovaries or a womb. You
don't produce eggs.

MRS. GARRISON
You mean, I'll never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
it out?

DOCTOR
N-that's right.

MRS. GARRISON
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I I'm not
really a woman. Ih, I'm just a... a
I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!
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For some old folks like me, Jenner was a huge Olympic hero in '76. What he has become now is freakin scary.
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Let him so his thing. Do we fuss about killer's three X chromosomes?
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No more dickathalons for shim.
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well, Vis thinks she's hot

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