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Old 05-13-2008, 03:24 PM   #1
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Red face SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007

A friend e-mailed this to me.
Not sure if this is the right place for it.
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SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school,
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun
rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's
shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark
shake hands and end up buddies.

2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests
Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both
expelled even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupt other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good
paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes
to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from schoo for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned
from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers
from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.

2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers
confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess
and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and
goes on playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:28 PM   #2
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wow....Looks alot better back in the day, but we have xbox 360 now! lol
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lmfao!

my sentiments exactly!

great post mach1. i guess alot of us have made "ant hill bombs".
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all I can add to this is

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

sorry but when people start talking about the "good old days" I just want to turn into a grumpy old fart on my front porch smoking my pipe while eating grapes.
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all I can add to this is

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

sorry but when people start talking about the "good old days" I just want to turn into a grumpy old fart on my front porch smoking my pipe while eating grapes.
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Got to eat grapes man...its a rule when you get old.
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GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

sorry but when people start talking about the "good old days" I just want to turn into a grumpy old fart on my front porch smoking my pipe while eating grapes.


GET OFF MY LAWN....
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