Corruption on Sesame Street

[stlrtruck]

(there are pictures but couldn't get them posted if someone could tell me how to do that without a long drawn out process that would be great - this came in word format).


Case 97-875792 / Ernies Problems With Alcohol And Women

We tailed Ernie to a local bar one evening and watched him suck down
nine double Jack and Cokes within an hours time. He then got up and
stumbled around the bar with his pants down yelling "Who wants to
wrestle the Bald Headed Champ?" Ernie had also offered several young
ladies in the bar various amounts of money for sexual favors. Bert was
called to come pick him up and Ernie has since been banned from the bar
for life. On a side note the bar was fire bombed a few days later. Ernie
has been questioned in this incident, but charges have yet to be filed.
We shot this photo as Bert was helping Ernie get home and seconds before
Ernie puked on Bert for the third time.


•Case 92-248834 / Ernies Attempt to Corrupt Bert

Here's A picture we dug up from the archives. The look on Berts face
says it all. Ernies favorite hang out is a Juice Bar on the South side
of Sesame Street called The Jugg Shack, This picture was taken when
Ernie had tricked Bert into thinking that a Pigeon Exposition was going
on inside. Bert was overheard asking several times "Where are the
Pigeons Ernie?" Shortly after this picture was taken Ernie bought Bert a
lap dance and he passed out.


•Case 95-423885 / The Brutal Beating Of Bert

This picture was smuggled out of the S.S.P.D. It's of Ernie after one of
his numerous arrest in early to mid '95. Ernie in an apparent jealous
rage killed all of Berts Pigeons. He then went down to Mr. Hoopers
Market and attempted to sell them to Mr. Hooper as Capon Chickens, Mr.
Hooper already under investigation for selling Dog meat in place of Pork
declined Ernies offer. Authorities suspect Ernie later took his revenge,
Mr. Hooper was mugged and sexually assaulted on his way home that same
evening. When questioned by police all Mr. Hooper could remember is a
sharp blow to his head and then seeing a short guy with crazy hair
wearing a striped shirt. He remembers being sodomizied., all the while
his attacker was yelling "Let's see you not take this meat, bitch!." To
this date Ernie has not been charged with this crime, however he does
remain the main suspect.

Later that same evening when Bert returned home from his date with
Grover, he went to check on his Pigeons and found them missing. Bert
upset over the disappearance of his beloved Pigeons went to confront
Ernie. Details on what happened next are sketchy at best but, The police
were called to respond to reports of a loud ruckus at Ernie and Berts
apartment. When they arrived they found the apartment in shambles and
Bert huddled behind the toilet rocking back and forth all the while
mumbling "I don't have any pigeons, I 've never had any pigeons." Closer
examination by the Sesame Street Paramedics revealed Bert had been
brutally beaten with a paper clip pimpstick. Ernie was promptly
arrested.


Case 96-322212 / Crime Scene Photo Of Bert After A Beating

This is a Police crime scene photo of Bert after a horrendous beating at
the hands of Ernie and his paper clip pimpstick. Bert suffered a broken
nose, a black eye, a bloody lip, an especially nasty cut on his head
that required nine stitches to close, and if you look closely you can
see the bruises on Berts neck from where Ernie had attempted to strangle
him. Bert refused to press any charges.

[nojobny]

1. right click over the image
2. click 'copy image address'
3. edit your original post - click the tiny yellow box with the mountain at the top that says 'insert image'
4. when the box opens, right click and choose 'paste' then 'ok'

[stlrtruck]

Tried it, didn't work - so if you can paste the appropriate pictures in that would be great because without them, it doesn't have quit the impact.

[UK CANDY BEE]

You have made over three THOUSAND posts here, but you don't know how to post an image ??

Hey, I know everything's easy when you know how, and there was a point (several years ago) when I didn't know how to include images at MBs either, but the notion that in all that time you never wanted to post a pic bad enough to figure it out or take a tutorial or something is kinda funny !!

I have found that images are easiest when you have them saved at Photobucket. That way, they are automatically in the correct format to be used at any site. Photobucket also has the proper codes right there with each image to copy into the popup when you click on that little square "insert image" button just above the text window.


So yeah, I busted on you some, but I hope I helped you out a little as well !!

Happy pic posting !!!

.......but if you want someone else to be able to find them for you, a LINK would be helpful............ do you know how to post one of those ??

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by UK CANDY BEE

You have made over three THOUSAND posts here, but you don't know how to post an image ??

Hey, I know everything's easy when you know how, and there was a point (several years ago) when I didn't know how to include images at MBs either, but the notion that in all that time you never wanted to post a pic bad enough to figure it out or take a tutorial or something is kinda funny !!

I have found that images are easiest when you have them saved at Photobucket. That way, they are automatically in the correct format to be used at any site. Photobucket also has the proper codes right there with each image to copy into the popup when you click on that little square "insert image" button just above the text window.


So yeah, I busted on you some, but I hope I helped you out a little as well !!

Happy pic posting !!!

.......but if you want someone else to be able to find them for you, a LINK would be helpful............ do you know how to post one of those ??

Well considering I'm not allowed to edit my original post and when I do post the photo location it doesn't come through to the thread...so to be honest about it, I'm not too worried about it at this point.

And the pictures I truly wanted to post have been posted...but thanks for trying.

As for someone else posting them, I figured the guy had the first picture so he probably had access to all of them. Again, it's a timing thing.

As for post counts, you have have 25 and you're still a browns fan. So I guess your theory of learning to change something doesn't quite work (sorry I couldn't resist).

Maybe I'll try to get them posted later in the week when I can take the time to upload to photobucket and then transfer them.

[UK CANDY BEE]

Originally Posted by stlrtruck

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As for post counts, you have have 25 and you're still a browns fan. So I guess your theory of learning to change something doesn't quite work (sorry I couldn't resist).

Geez.........is that the number that appears for you Steeler fans under my username ??

When I look at it, it reads ..........well, it changes of course, but for the past few days it has been nearing 200 !!

Is that a great number of posts ?? Not really, but if nothing else it demonstrates a thick skin and strong stomach. Especially when you consider all the Whizz & Black I have to endure when I come here !!

But as you can plainly see, I have been trying to brighten up the place a bit with each of my posts !!

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by UK CANDY BEE

Geez.........is that the number that appears for you Steeler fans under my username ??

When I look at it, it reads ..........well, it changes of course, but for the past few days it has been nearing 200 !!

Is that a great number of posts ?? Not really, but if nothing else it demonstrates a thick skin and strong stomach. Especially when you consider all the Whizz & Black I have to endure when I come here !!

But as you can plainly see, I have been trying to brighten up the place a bit with each of my posts !!

My point being is that you are over 25 and you're still a browns fan and haven't learned that the browns suck...but I guess that should have been spelled out for you. I was giving you too much credit for being able to understand.

But then again for a fan who is overly excited when they aren't in the basement anymore, I should have known better.

[UK CANDY BEE]

Originally Posted by stlrtruck

As for post counts, you have have 25 and you're still a browns fan.

Now.... I ask you, how on earth was I supposed to somehow understand from that comment that you were referring to MY AGE ??

You must be applying Steeler logic to this one.....and I am afraid I am quite UNABLE to see through those whizz and black lenses you all wear !!

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by UK CANDY BEE

Now.... I ask you, how on earth was I supposed to somehow understand from that comment that you were referring to MY AGE ??

You must be applying Steeler logic to this one.....and I am afraid I am quite UNABLE to see through those whizz and black lenses you all wear !!

I see logic escapes you and that I need to have my 3 year old typing away so that you would better understand and follow the conversation.

what color is shite? Brown, brown, brown! Talk about colored lenses.

[UK CANDY BEE]

Originally Posted by stlrtruck

I see logic escapes you and that I need to have my 3 year old typing away so that you would better understand and follow the conversation.

WTFO ??

Originally Posted by stlrtruck

what color is shite?

Not that I am some sort of excrement efficianado as you folks seem to be, but while you may have the basic color down, I have seen it look black (with animals) and sometimes even something resembling yellow (with babies), too !!