Surgeons

TroysBadDawg · 05-20-2008, 08:37 AM

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.”

SteelersMongol · 05-22-2008, 08:52 PM

steelwall · 05-23-2008, 10:32 AM

Can't say I.... lol... but the message is very true... good one.

Steeler in Carolina · 05-23-2008, 08:22 PM

Very nice.

05-20-2008, 08:37 AM	#1
TroysBadDawg Assistant Coach Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 3rd rock from the sun and lost Posts: 1,161 Gender: Male Member Number: 6617 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Surgeons Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.” __________________ Here We Go Brownies Here We Go Woof Woof Americanos dicen ingl?s, Aprietan dos para Deportaci?

05-22-2008, 08:52 PM	#2
SteelersMongol Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ulaanbaatar, MONGOLIA Posts: 4,083 Gender: Male Member Number: 2401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Surgeons __________________

05-23-2008, 10:32 AM	#3
steelwall Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,610 Member Number: 8225 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Surgeons Can't say I.... lol... but the message is very true... good one.

05-23-2008, 08:22 PM	#4
Steeler in Carolina Team President Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 2,374 Gender: Male Member Number: 1634 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Surgeons Very nice.

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