You know you're a Browns fan when:

[RoethlisBURGHer]

You know your a Browns fan when:

You use the prase "wait till next year" after the very first game.

Your newly signed star player goes in for a root canal and gets a staph infection.

If your idea of a "championship caliber QB" is Bernie Kosar, because he won a Super Bowl as Troy Aikman's backup in Dallas.

If your team has never played in or hosted a Super Bowl.

If the mention of John Elway makes you suicidal.

If you call the Steelers' 70's Super Bowls "outdated", but love to bring up the Browns championships of the 1950's and 1960's.

If you refer the the Browns' "glory days" of your life as the 1980's AFC Championship Game losses to Denver.

If all the nicknamed plays/games attatched to your team are negative [Red-Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble, The Comeback (2003 Playoff Loss to the Steelers), The Return (1999 opening season loss to the Steelers 43-0), The Chrismas Eve Masacre (2005 loss to the Steelers 41-0)]

If you say that Ben Roethlisberger should have been the Browns QB but the Steelers stole him...however the Browns picked before the Steelers in that draft and took Kellen Winslow instead.

If you hate the number seven (Elway and Roethlisberger).

If your most celebrated moment against the Steelers is when "Turkey" Jones spiked Terry Bradshaw into the turf head first.

If you actually think the elf mascot is cool.

You think people are intimidted by your barking and throwing of dog biscuits.

Your team is more known for the fans bottle throwing incident that the on-field play.

[MACH1]

You think this guy is your future.

[MasterOfPuppets]

Originally Posted by MACH1

You think this guy is your future.

reports out of the browns locker room , are brady has excellent BALL handling skills ......

[revefsreleets]

Why don't the Browns have a website?

Because they've never been able to string 3 W's together in a row.

Rum pum pum. All week...veal...

[TackleMeBen]

Originally Posted by revefsreleets

Why don't the Browns have a website?

Because they've never been able to string 3 W's together in a row.

Rum pum pum. All week...veal...

lmbo

[CanadianSteel]

A man dressed in a Browns jersey, dog collar, and face painted brown & orange walks into a store and loudly exclaims that he needs beer, chips, dip , and chicken wings for his upcoming tailgate party.
The cashier looks at him and says "You must be a Browns fan" to which the man replied. "Yes how could you tell because of my great costume."

And the cashier replies " No I can tell your a Browns fan because this is a Hardware Store" ........

[Dino 6 Rings]

Originally Posted by revefsreleets

Why don't the Browns have a website?

Because they've never been able to string 3 W's together in a row.

Rum pum pum. All week...veal...

LMAO!!!! Great One!!!

[TackleMeBen]

if you know how to set water on fire....lol

[Edman]

You hate the Steelers more than you love your own team.

You try your damndest to discredit any accomplishment the Steelers do. Wether it's an individual player award or team championship.

You make fun of the Terrible Towel but insist on making one of your own and have the gall to call it a "Cleveland Original".

You make fun of the Steelers colors but never take into account that your team colors are the same as dog feces.

Your hate of the Steelers boils over into the city itself, even though you've never been there.

[tony hipchest]

http://forums.steelersfever.com/show...ghlight=Browns

i got all my good ones in this thread. especially post #16.