IRISH GAS STATION

TroysBadDawg · 07-16-2008, 09:15 PM

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish Manner, unaware who the golf pro is... 'Top o' the mornin to ya'. As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket 'So what are those things, laddie?' asks the attendant. They're called tees,' replies Tiger. 'And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?' inquires the Irishman. 'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger. 'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims the Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything.'

***Galax Steeler*** · 07-18-2008, 04:08 AM

Thats a good one.

SteelersMongol · 07-20-2008, 03:26 AM

Ha ha ha.

07-16-2008, 09:15 PM	#1
TroysBadDawg Assistant Coach Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 3rd rock from the sun and lost Posts: 1,161 Gender: Male Member Number: 6617 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	IRISH GAS STATION Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish Manner, unaware who the golf pro is... 'Top o' the mornin to ya'. As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket 'So what are those things, laddie?' asks the attendant. They're called tees,' replies Tiger. 'And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?' inquires the Irishman. 'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger. 'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims the Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything.' __________________ Here We Go Brownies Here We Go Woof Woof Americanos dicen ingl?s, Aprietan dos para Deportaci?

07-18-2008, 04:08 AM	#2
*Galax Steeler* The Virginia Hillbilly Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Galax Va Posts: 19,188 Gender: Male Member Number: 3287 Thanks: 53 Thanked 135 Times in 97 Posts	Re: IRISH GAS STATION Thats a good one. __________________

07-20-2008, 03:26 AM	#3
SteelersMongol Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ulaanbaatar, MONGOLIA Posts: 4,083 Gender: Male Member Number: 2401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: IRISH GAS STATION Ha ha ha. __________________

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