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Old 08-18-2008, 10:10 AM   #1
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Default Ode to Chad Johnson

Ode to Chad Johnson

You think you are a superstar, so cool and full of wit...
when it truth you are a huge douchebag, you worthless pile of 'chit.

You wish your popularity matched that of Barak Obama.
But your now the second fiddle to Hoshamm...Houshma...uh...Humps-a-llama.

Ones jersey number usually, can show what players do.
Congratulations on your jersey..also showing your I.Q.

You say now that you want to make "Ocho Cinco" your legal name?
(You might consider "Jerome Bettis" if you want it spoken in the Hall of Fame)

Your play is second to your self-promotion, and I stick with this belief.
The best on-field thing I've seen you do...is have to pick up them golden teef'.

-Elizabeth Barret Lambert
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:15 AM   #2
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Excellent!!!!
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Old 08-18-2008, 11:45 AM   #3
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85 IQ? Methinks you overshot by about 30 points...
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:17 PM   #4
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85 IQ? Methinks you overshot by about 30 points...
Methinks youre correct....lets call it poetic license.
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:15 PM   #6
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Excellent Ode
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Old 08-18-2008, 02:09 PM   #7
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Oucho Sinko
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:10 AM   #8
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What more do you expect from him.
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Hahaha Crotcho Stinko is what I call him!
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