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Old 08-22-2008, 03:47 PM   #1
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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was looking glum, and the second dog turned to him and asked, ''What are you in for''?

''I'm in big trouble,'' he said. ''My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats—he took me for a ride and I was so excited I peed on the seat, and now he's having put to sleep.''

''I know how you feel,'' said the second dog. ''My owner has a beautiful expensive oriental rug.The other day they were late getting home from work and I just couldn't help myself...I shit all over their nice carpet and ruined it.They're having me put to sleep too.''

Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room. ''So what are you in here for?'' they asked.

''Well,'' the third dog said, ''my owner likes to do her housework in the nude.The other day, she was vacumming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life.''

The other dogs nodded in sympathy, ''So she's having you put to sleep, too, Huh?''

''No,'' said the other dog, ''I'm having my nails clipped.''
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Old 08-22-2008, 04:18 PM   #2
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When I was in school I had a girlfriend call me a dog.

Now it make sense.
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Old 08-23-2008, 06:22 AM   #3
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Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her ole dog a bone.
But when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own..
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:11 AM   #4
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Classic Andrew Dice Clay Troy!
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