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Old 08-24-2008, 03:41 PM   #1
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Default For my conservative friends; Welcome to the Republican Party...

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked her
what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to be
President!" Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing
there. So then I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first
thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're
President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and
sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery
store where this homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use
toward a new house."

Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few seconds. While her Mom
glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the
homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me.
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:46 PM   #2
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Default Re: For my conservative friends; Welcome to the Republican Party...

HAHAHA That's pretty funny. I'm going to start telling that one like it's a real story of mine! (You'll get credit afterwards...)
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Old 08-24-2008, 09:21 PM   #3
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Can't be the Republican party, they would outsource it to Mexico or China for cheaper than that.
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Old 08-24-2008, 09:42 PM   #4
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Default Re: For my conservative friends; Welcome to the Republican Party...

The Republican party gave the kid $5.00 and kept $45.00. It was withheld to ensure the lawn will be there for her to work on annually. They told her that the rest would trickle down to her. She's 30 now and still hasn't seen a cent of it.
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Old 08-24-2008, 10:29 PM   #5
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Can't be the Republican party, they would outsource it to Mexico or China for cheaper than that.
What other choice is there when the Libs just give people food stamps and other benefits for free. Where is the incentive to work. If the Socialists would quit giving handouts then these degenerates on food stamps would be forced to get out of bed and work. Oh but then they wouldn't have there programs which generates votes for them and gives them job security.
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Speaking of hand outs, if worker have to take drug tests to stay employed why don't the people on welfare have to take drug tests to get the free stuff?
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