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Old 08-25-2008, 07:20 PM   #1
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A bank installed a new ATM machine in the driver through, and in order to stay political correct decided to display two sets of instruction, one male, one female. The instructions read.

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Lower car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN#.
4. Enter amount of cash required.
5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
6. Raise car window.
7 Drive off.

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Back car up until aligned with cash machine.
3 Set parking brake, and lower car window.
4. Remove all contents in handbag into the passenger seat.
5. Locate card.
6. Tell person on cell phone you will call back.
7. Open car door to allow access to machine due to the excessive distance from car.
8. Insert card.
9. Turn card around and re-insert.
10. Preform step 4.
11. Find note with PIN#.
12. Enter PIN#.
13 Check note and re-enter PIN#
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
17. Preform step 4.
18. Find wallet and place cash and receipt inside.
19. Preform step 15.
20. Put forward 2 feet and stop.
21, Back up to the cash machine and retrieve card.
22. Preform step 4.
23. Find card holder and put away card.
24. Give male drive behind you a dirty look.
25. Restart stalled engine and pull away.
26. Redial person on cell phone.
27. Drive three miles.
28. Release parking brake.

Simply, The Chief.
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That one will never get old. Thanks.
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