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Old 09-06-2008, 11:06 AM   #1
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Default The Biker

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live
far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock
dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,
struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry
all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he
was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616
Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot".

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he
said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says: "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that
when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an
anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I
possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
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