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Old 09-18-2008, 02:28 PM   #1
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Default The biker and the Lion

> A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
> leaning into the lion's cage.
>
> Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
screaming parents.
> The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the
lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
>
> Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the
girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly
>
> A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The
reporter says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a
man do in my whole life.'
>
> The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt
right.'
>
> The reporter says, 'Well, I'm a journalist from the New York
Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you
have? '
>
> The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
> -----------------
>
> The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see
if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
>
> U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
> AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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Old 09-20-2008, 06:45 AM   #2
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Default Re: The biker and the Lion

Ha ha ha.
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