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Old 10-21-2008, 10:40 AM   #1
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Default P.Niss asks for a Raise

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
-I do physical labor.
-I work at great depths.
-I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
-I work in a damp environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
-I work in high temperatures.
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, P. Niss


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Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
-You do not work 8 hours straight.
-You fall asleep after brief work periods
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
-You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
-You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
-You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are unable to work double shifts.
-You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, V. Gina
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:48 PM   #2
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