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Old 12-02-2008, 11:33 AM   #1
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Default Ode to John Kuhn

500 lbs and 10 feet tall
The greatest sports figure of them all

He can hold 5 footballs in one hand
He had all the Dallas Cheerleaders...in a one night stand

His shadow once won a beauty prize
His McFarland figure...... is life-size

He once threw a touchdown...to himself
He has a steel-rebar reinforced trophy shelf.

He can change the orbit of the Moon
Hes Kuhn...John Kuhn.

A paragon..a record slayer
Admitted to the Hall of Fame while still a player.

Not sure if its true, but it's been told
his tears can cure the common cold.

So cool he sweats in cubes of ice,
He has counted to infinity.........twice.

His eyebrows are registered weapons...I'm sure
that Chuck Norris even calls him "Sir"

This ode is finished much to soon
for Kuhn....John Kuhn.

-Elizabeth Barrett Lambert


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Old 12-02-2008, 11:36 AM   #2
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Please get the sig graphic "The Greatest Player to Ever Play the Game" attached to this...this is BRILLIANT!!!!
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:53 AM   #3
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Excellent, most excellent!
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Please get the sig graphic "The Greatest Player to Ever Play the Game" attached to this...
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Old 12-02-2008, 12:26 PM   #5
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Perfect!!....John is pleased.

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Beautiful. just beautiful
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Just saw this!

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May John Kuhn live forever.
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I'm crying at my desk at work after reading this. I think I may just tear my own eyes out because I know for a fact I'll never read something this beautiful again for as long as I live.

John Kuhn!
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