A Bottle of Wine and a woman

TroysBadDawg · 11-16-2008, 10:39 AM

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.

#1LambertFan · 11-28-2008, 10:23 AM

Sounds like my mother!

Hapa · 12-16-2008, 08:53 PM

Haha that was good.

I guess Browns and Steelers fans think alike in some respects ;)

11-28-2008, 10:23 AM	#2
#1LambertFan Starter Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 442 Gender: Male Member Number: 5489 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A Bottle of Wine and a woman Sounds like my mother!

12-16-2008, 08:53 PM	#3
Hapa Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 971 Gender: Male Member Number: 8230 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A Bottle of Wine and a woman Haha that was good. I guess Browns and Steelers fans think alike in some respects ;)

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11-16-2008, 10:39 AM	#1
TroysBadDawg Assistant Coach Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 3rd rock from the sun and lost Posts: 1,161 Gender: Male Member Number: 6617 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A Bottle of Wine and a woman Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...' MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them. __________________ Here We Go Brownies Here We Go Woof Woof Americanos dicen ingl?s, Aprietan dos para Deportaci?

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