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Old 01-27-2009, 10:57 AM   #1
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Default How to Throw a Killer Super Bowl Party - Cardinals Style

Newspaper in AZ reports on how to throw a Super Bowl Party....

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1 - Make sure to have a football pool so that you don't get bored when you're team is getting its ass kicked in the 1st quarter.

2 - Get a manicure. Nothing says you're a dyed in the wool football killing machine than perfectly clipped and colored finger nails.

3 - Test each other's knowledge. Clearly knowing your team's QB, WR, and #1 pick from last year's draft will give you the insight to comment insightfully on the omaha snap count, or the skinny post fly route.

4 - Throw a football to each other. You'll make a fleeting connection with the warriors on the gridiron, knowing what its like to hold the leather in your palm. Until you break your nail of course, then it's back to the quiz.

5 - Create an atmosphere with balloons, confetti, foam footballs, and chips. Little kids like birthday parties at Chuck-E-Cheese because the clowns give you balloons. Why not party like clowns. It helps to build a facade of true fans.

6 - Food. Do what you always do with football games... order sushi.
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:01 AM   #2
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Oh my god man I cant stop laughing.... X-D
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:07 AM   #3
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Default Re: How to Throw a Killer Super Bowl Party - Cardinals Style

OMG! Are we playing Seattle again??
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Default Re: How to Throw a Killer Super Bowl Party - Cardinals Style

LMFAO.... that is priceless
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:13 AM   #5
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This is pretty funny
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Haha that's freaking great!
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:22 AM   #7
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Default Re: How to Throw a Killer Super Bowl Party - Cardinals Style

Don't forget the Zimas.
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Old 01-27-2009, 11:24 AM   #8
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Don't forget the Zimas.


They forgot to add:

Invite over you're three friends that claim to be Cardinal fans thier entire lives, but only own one of two jerseys, Fitzgerald or Lienart...and have no idea who Pat Tillman is.
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You forgot # 7

Give each other a reach around during the half time show.
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:38 PM   #10
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haha nice!
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