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Old 03-12-2009, 08:00 PM   #1
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Default And here is why I don't go in the Ocean!!!

MOMENT OF TOOTH
DIVER KILLS SHARK AFTER 2-HR. BATTLE


These amazing pictures show an epic, two-hour battle between spear fisherman Craig Clasen and a 12-foot tiger shark in the Gulf of Mexico.

The life-and-death struggle took place off New Orleans when Clasen, filmmaker Ryan McInnis and two friends were hunting tuna


http://www.nypost.com/seven/03122009...oth_159201.htm


I would have died of a heart attack and probably crapped myself!
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:05 PM   #2
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Default Re: And here is why I don't go in the Ocean!!!

That dude has some serious Brass B@ll$

Kudos to him...cuz I'd have been killed.
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:34 PM   #3
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Default Re: And here is why I don't go in the Ocean!!!

i would kick a sharks ass! you punch him in the nose where his vas deferens is ... (ok its called something like the olgolgi?...golgi? bunch) then gouge out his eyes.

"lifeless... like baby doll eyes"
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"lifeless... like baby doll eyes"

"till they bite ya, then those eyes, they roll over white."

He would not have eaten me as I would have been surrounded by my own poop upon the sight of him.
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:58 PM   #5
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Default Re: And here is why I don't go in the Ocean!!!

if i were ever executed where they ask you to choose your method of execution i have always said i would want to be fed alive to sharks (growing up near the beach when JAWS came out i have always had a strange fascination with sharks) and i would like to go exactly how he did...

a bite through the thighs, a bite through the waist, and finally i would want a bite trough the neck.

thats the one pain i would like to feel if i had to choose any pain to feel.

exhilirating.....

im still confident i would kick a sharks ass though. (confidence is half the battle).

im still convinced i can survive a plane crash too. you just step/jump out right before it hits (like bugs bunny)
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Default Re: And here is why I don't go in the Ocean!!!

pretty sure my biggest fear in life is being eaten alive by a large Carnivore...yep...it is.

Bears, Tigers, Gators, Sharks, Big Snake, Lions, Ligers, Wolves, Hineanas, pretty much anything that can eat me, that's my fear for sure.

I love zoos, don't get me wrong, I love seeing these animals, love reading about them and studying them and understanding them...the one thing I learned about all of this is...they will eat me if given the chance...yep...all large carnivores agree...Dino 6 Rings would make a fine Lunch.
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if i were ever executed where they ask you to choose your method of execution i have always said i would want to be fed alive to sharks (growing up near the beach when JAWS came out i have always had a strange fascination with sharks) and i would like to go exactly how he did...

a bite through the thighs, a bite through the waist, and finally i would want a bite trough the neck.

thats the one pain i would like to feel if i had to choose any pain to feel.

exhilirating.....

im still confident i would kick a sharks ass though. (confidence is half the battle).

im still convinced i can survive a plane crash too. you just step/jump out right before it hits (like bugs bunny)
Gotta be careful though. . . they can smell fear... you keep looking at them, never turn your back, and quickly walk away...

Or wait.. is that dogs? Bears? Or ex-girlfriends?

Guess I am serious trouble regardless!
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if i were ever executed where they ask you to choose your method of execution i have always said i would want to be fed alive to sharks (growing up near the beach when JAWS came out i have always had a strange fascination with sharks) and i would like to go exactly how he did...

a bite through the thighs, a bite through the waist, and finally i would want a bite trough the neck.

thats the one pain i would like to feel if i had to choose any pain to feel.

exhilirating.....

im still confident i would kick a sharks ass though. (confidence is half the battle).

im still convinced i can survive a plane crash too. you just step/jump out right before it hits (like bugs bunny)
Tony, I cannot relate to any of that even in the slightest way. Wierdo.
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if i were ever executed where they ask you to choose your method of execution i have always said i would want to be fed alive to sharks (growing up near the beach when JAWS came out i have always had a strange fascination with sharks) and i would like to go exactly how he did...

a bite through the thighs, a bite through the waist, and finally i would want a bite trough the neck.

thats the one pain i would like to feel if i had to choose any pain to feel.

exhilirating.....

im still confident i would kick a sharks ass though. (confidence is half the battle).
im still convinced i can survive a plane crash too. you just step/jump out right before it hits (like bugs bunny)



Tony fighting off a shark caught on tape!
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:15 PM   #10
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Tony fighting off a shark caught on tape!


thats EXACTLY what i would do!

seriously... i would pay some pretty good coin to go down in a shark cage (and i would probably be the dumbass you'd hear about getting a finger or hand bit off trying to pet one).

just remember... always pet them backwards... not forwards.

velvety backwards. like razor sandpaper forwards.

dino, im serious. i love carnivores. i would rather be set free on the savanah and asked to outrun a hungry cheetah, than take the needle or face a gass chamber. if i were ever executed, id much rather it be a cage match with a grizzly bear than an electric chair.

i have honestly thought that if i were ever rich enough and on hospice, for it to be in my will to be taken out to sea and fed to a shark. i would do that before i would call dr. kevorkian.

to me, there is just something natural, primal, and honorable with "death by animal".



i still feel for steve irwin (loved him) only because he died by a seemingly harmless stingray and wasnt given the honor of being mauled by a ferocious gator or shark. im sure hes up in heaven asking God....

seriously God, a freaking stingray? why couldnt it atleast been a gator, a shahk, or a killa wayell?

(yes. ive given this lots of thought and my familly would probably not follow through with my final wishes- oh well. they are more important than my 'dreams")
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