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Old 03-13-2009, 03:09 PM   #1
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Default lets talk about sex not politics

Have you ever tried to explain the Birds and bees to the opposite sex?

I just tried and failed miserably.


The mother refused to, she told the daughter to ask me about it. Oh God Why me????

Well I tried and failed, she knew more than me.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:25 PM   #2
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I fear the day that I have to explain it to my daughter. Hopefully the wife will beat me to it.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:28 PM   #3
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If I have to explain it to my daughter I'm going to paint a picture so grotesque she won't want to have sex until she's been married 5 years!!!
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:35 PM   #4
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If I have to explain it to my daughter I'm going to paint a picture so grotesque she won't want to have sex until she's been married 5 years!!!


LOL! Should I tell mine that it hurts?
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:03 PM   #5
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If I have a daughter, this will be the talk...

"If a boy touches you, I will find out, and I'll kill him."
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:36 PM   #6
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Been there, done that, and don't recommend it to anyone!

Hand 'em a National Geographic from the 70's and tell 'em to figure it out.
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Been there, done that, and don't recommend it to anyone!

Hand 'em a National Geographic from the 70's and tell 'em to figure it out.
lol

I still remember my Mom trying to explain. I let her talk for a little while before I bailed her out with, "Mom, I know." She was a little shocked that I had even kissed a girl at that point, so the conversation from that point was kind of funny.

I don't understand why there actually needs to be a talk in the first place. Like HTG said, they'll figure it out...no doubt about it.
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Yeah true, but wouldn't you want it to be you that they find out about it from?
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although i dread the day, i'll just have her watch "clan of the cave bear".

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Not only did my mom have no problem explaining it, she gave me a condom keychain before I went to college and told me she was too young to be a granny. As for me, I'd probably tell her to talk to mommy after taking Jeff4i's advice.
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