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Old 05-06-2009, 01:05 PM   #11
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I've had kidney stones, so I feel you on the labor thing. Though I didn't get the pleasure before hand, I sure got the pain afterward.
Did you get to keep and nurture your child? Laugh with it? Cry with it? Share in it's discoveries, pains and joys? Did you have the opportunity to breastfeed it?

Seems like you got a raw deal to me.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:36 PM   #12
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As soon as they move women's ovaries to a bag between their legs where your organs get bumped, smacked, hit, sat on, and smashed on a regular basis, they will get to work on the above
I'll keep the indoor plumbing, thank you.

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Actually, one could argue that PMS and menopause affect the man equally. We do have to deal with Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyde simultaneously without ever knowing which one you are speaking to.
You know? Every 28 days you'd know when to expect it. That is if a guy's really into his woman and all that jazz.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:39 PM   #13
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You know? Every 28 days you'd know when to expect it. That is if a guy's really into his woman and all that jazz.
Doesn't make it any easier though.

My girlfriend knows (and has known for 5 years), that when a Steeler or Penguins game is on, it's not cuddle time. Still gets man when I shout at the T.V. too!
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:20 PM   #14
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Doesn't make it any easier though.

My girlfriend knows (and has known for 5 years), that when a Steeler or Penguins game is on, it's not cuddle time. Still gets man when I shout at the T.V. too!
That has nothing to do with PMS!

I hate to break it to you, but that is all about your g/f.

Some people just don't understand the importance of sports!
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:39 PM   #15
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As soon as they move women's ovaries to a bag between their legs where your organs get bumped, smacked, hit, sat on, and smashed on a regular basis, they will get to work on the above
Hey we have bags too, but they're on our chest. You males call 'em fun bags! You don't know pain until you've smashed one of those in a car door or have a line drive hit off the tatas. Been there.

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Actually, one could argue that PMS and menopause affect the man equally. We do have to deal with Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyde simultaneously without ever knowing which one you are speaking to.
Hell - we have to deal with Freddie Kruger and Jason 365 days a year. Men go through a change of life, too, and let me tell ya from experience - it sure aint no picnic - LOL!

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I've had kidney stones, so I feel you on the labor thing.
I've never experienced kidney stones, thank God, but I have friends who have and I don't envy them or you.

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Though I didn't get the pleasure before hand, I sure got the pain afterward. :drink
In my case, it was 30 seconds of pleasure for 18 years of wanting to poke my eyes out with a spork. They didn't have graduation parties - I had "get the hell out of my house" parties. Not really, as my kids were good kids, but you know what I'm sayin.

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My girlfriend knows (and has known for 5 years), that when a Steeler or Penguins game is on, it's not cuddle time. Still gets man when I shout at the T.V. too!
My former spouses and b/f's knew that unless it was an absolute emergency - don't talk to me, don't call, make your own dinner and no nookie during Steelers and Pens games.
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:13 PM   #16
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Hey we have bags too, but they're on our chest. You males call 'em fun bags! You don't know pain until you've smashed one of those in a car door or have a line drive hit off the tatas. Been there.

lmao at slamming your splazoingas in a car door!
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lmao at slamming your splazoingas in a car door!
Believe me when I tell ya I wasn't laughing then.
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how do you slam a tit in the car door ??? .... that would be a booboo i'd be interested in kissin....
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how do you slam a tit in the car door ??? .... that would be a booboo i'd be interested in kissin....
By being in an all fire hurry and turning at the same time I was shutting the car door. I shouldn't complain, though - I got my secret wish - at least the tata on the left side was at least a "D" cup for a few days.

LOL - you're bad.
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Seems like you got a raw deal to me.
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