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Old 01-11-2006, 02:07 PM   #1
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Smile Broncos Bruschi Smack

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/printth...?t=35929&pp=40

Check this thread out - most of this stuff is hilarious.

A random sample to whet your appetite.

When Tedy Bruschi goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Tedy Bruschi and forgot to pay him back.

When Tedy Bruschi was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Tedy Bruschi!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Tedy Bruschi could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Crop circles are Tedy's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

Tedy Bruschi can count backwards from infinity.

When Tedy Bruschi jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Bruschi'd instead.

Tedy Bruschi is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Tedy Bruschi can divide by zero.

Tedy Bruschi has two speeds: walk and kill.

Tedy Bruschi is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.

Tedy Bruschi can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

You are what you eat. That is why Tedy Bruschi's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

Tedy Bruschi once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Tedy Bruschi, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Tedy Bruschi is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Tedy Bruschi had his first wet dream, he nearly drowned.

Tedy Bruschi played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

If you were to lock Tedy Bruschi in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Tedy replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

Tedy Bruschi doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ****ing another.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Tedy Bruschi punched himself in the face.

Tedy Bruschi invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Tedy Bruschi coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

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Old 01-11-2006, 02:29 PM   #2
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Default Re: Broncos Bruschi Smack

Sounds alot like those Chuck Norris threads that have been going around...
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Old 01-11-2006, 03:54 PM   #3
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Tedy Bruschi invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Tedy Bruschi is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
LMFAO that was awesome!I am sick of the love-fest with him coming back from a stroke...but the guy is a helluva football player.He makes big plays on the D when a big play is needed...at least at the LB position.
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LMFAO that was awesome!I am sick of the love-fest with him coming back from a stroke...but the guy is a helluva football player.He makes big plays on the D when a big play is needed...at least at the LB position.

I think it's funny and all, but at this point, Bruschi-backlash is jumping the shark. It's the internet forum fanboy staple.
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lol @ the "jumping the shark" reference.

so true.

bruschis so big he needs the asteroid belt to hold his pants up.

(thats from a "yo momma joke" i, and im sure many others, made up
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