An Interview with the “Forums Terrorist” Tim Lumber

[MACH1]

But if you mention his name and retard enough, when you google retard his pic should come up.

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by steelwall

It is funny... but you can't tell me that since he has been spewing his garbage on multiple sites "TumBumbAR's" google search has not increased? Do you agree?

i dont know. i actually feel kinda sorry for anyone who would google him, and since i have already dubbed him slim cumber, and have stripped him of any name/title he has given himself, i havent really been too concerned.

but curiosity killed the cat so i had to do a little investigation:

Google search ....................results



anal tongue dart..... .....................7,500

tony hipchest..................................16,000+ only the 1st 8 concerned me. the other 15,992+ were in regards to people named tony with hip/chest injuries.

walking talking human piece of shit...48,900

dickwad.........................................82,500 (the #1 result for "dickwad is pretty funny)-

Results 1 - 10 of about 82,500 for dickwad. (0.14 seconds)
Search ResultsUrban Dictionary: dickwaddickwad - 24 definitions - Commonplace reference to George W. Bush.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dickwad - 26k -

pond scum................................307,000

slim q. cumber........................543,000

cum dumpster.......................568,000

tim lumber.............................931,000

douchebags.........................1,060,000

bad internet writers.............2,220,000

pwned................................3,550,000

[Tim Lumber]

Let me take off my SUNGLASSES! Im back from my interview..everybody wants my autograph today! Screw BR7..that guy is a damn idiot! Fansince76 got mad, apparently he thought I want his girlfriend HomeTownGal..I just gave her a compliment thats all! I think its funny how sometimes she tells off you Steeler fans...I did give this site a plug...not a electric plug fool! what did you all think about my interview..I told you all I am a world class professional! I think I got the upper hand on that interview...plus schooling BR7 was well worht it!

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by TheWarDen86

Dayum!

"She's a lady. Whoa-whoa-whoa, she's a lady."

haha! Yep, Im assuming she is..your the owner..she works for you..but honestly I think she is the fairest moderator on any site I been to!

[fansince'76]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Fansince76 got mad, apparently he thought I want his girlfriend HomeTownGal..I just gave her a compliment thats all!

That wasn't me, that was some dipshit mental midget from SA with an axe to grind who registered using my screen name here and proceeded to make an immature ass of themself. The "FS76" who responded to that single-celled halfwitted cumstain WAS me, however.

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by HometownGal

And I've got a 2 x 4 for you.

Ewwwwwwww! In most instances, I would be flattered, but we're talkin' about Timpleton here.

Since I made you famous HomeTownGal..when you sign autographs for $9.95 can I have 20%?

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by fansince'76

That wasn't me, that was some dipshit mental midget from SA with an axe to grind who registered using my screen name here and proceeded to make an immature ass of themself. The "FS76" who responded to that single-celled halfwitted cumstain WAS me, however.

You are the original ! That guy was a dip sh*t no question! I liked your comment, I even said that on the post!

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by UF-Steeler

Haha. Wow, that was the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. The guy must be the most delusional person out there if he thinks he is a writing legend. I love reading the comments though.

Hey Adam Sandler...Water Boy..I am a writing legend! Im not going to get the respect I deserve until I write a best selling book..that will happen down the road! I feel like my stories are only 10% of the entertainment! 90% is the comments where I embarass the readers...like Im doing now..water boy...go get me some damn water rookie! hahaha!

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by MACH1

But if you mention his name and retard enough, when you google retard his pic should come up.

It worked..your picture came up when I googled retard..mach1!

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Since I made you famous HomeTownGal..when you sign autographs for $9.95 can I have 20%?

i cant believe this jackwad actually said something funny.

(sorry HTG, i just find it hilarious this c0ckroach came scurrying out of the woodwork as the first scent of 2 dollars. another 4 autographs sold with that cut, he can buy a fifth of his favorite drink.) :