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Old 05-17-2009, 12:06 PM   #1
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So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.
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Old 05-17-2009, 12:24 PM   #2
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So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.
If it makes you feel any better...A couple of weeks ago I worked until 3 am then got up and came back to work at 9 am....I returned a call to the Chief of Police and when we finished he said goodbye and I replied..."Okay..love ya...bye-bye"

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Old 05-17-2009, 12:32 PM   #3
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So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.
15 years ago, when I was with the Tulane Hullabaloo (student newspaper) the student government guy in charge of student media came into our office and asked "When do you guys put out?"

Last I heard the Hullabaloo's unofficial slogan was still "We put out on Fridays".
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:50 PM   #4
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Preacher!!!!!! My goodness, be a bit more descrete next time....

Seriously that is funny....
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:55 PM   #5
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Why Father - you dirty ole' man you!

If I were that woman, I would have simply replied "well that depends on how much you are going to give".
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:19 PM   #6
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Preacher, I would've killed to be there.
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Old 05-18-2009, 02:44 AM   #7
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The saving grace... or not so saving... is that my wife was sitting right there too. SHe just shook her head and laughed.
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So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.
It's a good thing she didn't take you seriously.
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Reminds me of a joke...which is too long to relate, but which has the punchline...

"Only 6 women?"

"Hey! That's not bad for the priest of a small parrish!"
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Reminds me of a joke...which is too long to relate, but which has the punchline...

"Only 6 women?"

"Hey! That's not bad for the priest of a small parrish!"
Are you thinking of the Golf Genie or another joke with a similar punchline?
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