Fishing Golden Boy out of the Charles River

[fansince'76]

Originally Posted by steelreserve

I'm wondering if this means the Patriots will be awarded another extra draft pick. Any takers?

Sucker bet. More like picks, plural.

[fansince'76]

Originally Posted by The_WARDen

If this had been Ben coming back from injury and having the audacity to go kayaking, he would be crucified on this board.

No, if it were Ben, injury or no injury, he'd get crucified here for being "reckless." He's not allowed to have a life outside of football, you know.

[HometownGal]

Dayum - where's a videocamera when ya need one?

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

In further news, the commisioner has decided that the river had an unfair advantage over the Patriots and has proposed a new rule stating that all rivers be drained to a depth of two feet.

[memphissteelergirl]

Originally Posted by lamberts-lost-tooth

In further news, the commisioner has decided that the river had an unfair advantage over the Patriots and has proposed a new rule stating that all rivers be drained to a depth of two feet.

Actually, I wouldn't put it past Godell to do something like that...heaven forbid the league's poster boy broke a nail or got his hair wet.

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

Originally Posted by HometownGal

Dayum - where's a videocamera when ya need one?

Patriot sideline....?

[TheWarDen86]

Originally Posted by lamberts-lost-tooth

In further news, the commisioner has decided that the river had an unfair advantage over the Patriots and has proposed a new rule stating that all rivers be drained to a depth of two feet.

The Charles River is already only two feet deep in that area.

[GBMelBlount]

Originally Posted by steelreserve

Oh, I'm sure they got video of it. Goodell just ordered the tapes destroyed.

I'm wondering if this means the Patriots will be awarded another extra draft pick. Any takers?

This is too funny but I can honestly say that kayaking is the closest I ever came to dying.

I went kayaking with a friend in 38 degree water - right after nationals so practically zero body fat.......and the kayak flipped in the middle of nowhere.

It was one of the most stupid things I've ever done.....but when you're a teen you think you're invincible...

[MasterOfPuppets]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

...and pools of semen, cause brady might nearly drown in one of those too.

yeah right ! he'd have been like a fish in water then !!!

[1st&Goal]

“The launch guy went out and got him and got him back in the kayak. He’s been bragging about it ever since. He’s telling everyone he rescued Tom Brady.”

After Brady suffered the mishap on the rented kayak, a boathouse attendant went out to rescue the quarterback, the Herald said.

C'mon people wake up ! A world class athlete like Tommy boy who can walk on water doesn't flip a kayak ! Obviousy things aren't going well with wife Jezebel, so he dumped her ass in the river so he could be "Rescued" by that hot boathouse attendant with the cute ass !

Tommy and the boathouse attendant were later seen happily paddling along, gliding through the lillypads holding hands while Jezebel was drying her hair in the ladies room loking as pissed off as wet cat. Tommy wanted to make a public display of his affection toward the bathouse attendant so Jezebel would really get the message.