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Old 08-12-2009, 09:42 PM   #31
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A classic--

Your momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:44 PM   #32
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another old one...

Your momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:56 PM   #33
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My momma likes tilt stearing....because it gives more head room...

oh wait...I think I messed that joke up...
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Ok, I watched the Video...I'm a Fan of that guy and if he's a friend of the Patriot...well then...I'd drink a beer with them.



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Ok, I watched the Video...I'm a Fan of that guy and if he's a friend of the Patriot...well then...I'd drink a beer with them.



Ha! They just showed this clip on the Daily Show. Unreal.
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Ha! They just showed this clip on the Daily Show. Unreal.
so has anyone called your friend an ultraliberal or accuse them of having fleas and spitting on their wife yet?
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:23 PM   #37
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One of my favorites:

Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:38 PM   #38
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how bout this one...

yo momma so fat the bengals selected her with their first pick in the 09 draft...

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how bout this one...

yo momma so fat the bengals selected her with their first pick in the 09 draft...

I was waiting for you to step up to the plate.

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yo mama so fat emelia earhart's plane wreckage was found in her belly button.

yo momma so fat her bikini shave is called the "bremuda triangle".

yo momma is so fat her pant size is "equator".

yo momma is so fat that 2% and lowfat milk is now called 2% and lowyomama milk.

(yes, im just making these up).

yo momma so fat she considers a bale of hay as a salad before the main course.
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