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Old 09-02-2009, 10:10 PM   #1
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of
Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Mounties.

'We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife' said one
Mountie.

'Tell me! Did you find her?' the husband shouted.

The Mounties looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, 'Give me the bad news first.'

The Mountie said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in the bay.'

Oh my God!' exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news?'

The Mountie continued, 'When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.'

Stunned, the husband demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?'

The Mountie said, 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.'

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Old 09-02-2009, 10:50 PM   #2
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Oh jeez. So wrong, yet, so entertaining.
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Old 09-03-2009, 08:07 AM   #4
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Spending some time in Maine, not really any different fro Nova Scotia ya know, it really isn't that far from the truth.
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