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Old 09-28-2009, 10:36 AM   #1
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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

Get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right,

War determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

Soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

Get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

But one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell

Bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house

Should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well

Often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Old 09-28-2009, 10:40 AM   #2
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Man with hole in pocket,

feel c ocky all day.
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Old 10-05-2009, 04:41 PM   #3
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Man who stands on toilet

is high on pot
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Old 10-11-2009, 07:05 AM   #4
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feel c ocky all day.
That is funny as hell.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:27 AM   #5
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