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Old 10-13-2009, 04:47 PM   #1
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A husband and wife were traveling by car from Atlanta to New York.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decided to stop at a nice hotel and take a room.
They only planned to sleep for four hours, and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.
The man exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.

When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.

The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool
and a huge conference center which were available for the husband and wife to use.
He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for.
"The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," explains the manager.

No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The manager is unmoved.

Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and hands it to the manager.
"But sir," the managers says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," replies the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"What! I didn't sleep with your wife!" exclaims the manager.
"Well," the man replied, "she was here, and you could have."
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Old 10-13-2009, 05:13 PM   #2
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Great joke lol very funny!!!
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Old 10-13-2009, 08:32 PM   #3
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Ha ha ha. Nice.
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Old 10-13-2009, 08:54 PM   #4
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Excellent!

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NICE!!!!
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That is a good one.
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