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Old 10-30-2009, 11:32 AM   #1
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In the men's room at work,

the boss placed a sign directly above the sink.

It had a single word on it....

"THINK!"


The next day.

when he went to the men's room,

he looked at the sign and right next to it,

immediately above the soap dispenser,

someone had carefully lettered in another sign which read....

"THOAP"


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Old 11-03-2009, 09:31 AM   #2
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Only in ALABAMA

A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the
hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some
pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?

Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:46 AM   #3
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says," Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What's your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite
chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."
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