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Old 11-04-2009, 11:59 AM   #1
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Default The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked one of her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and
show us your good manners?"

"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce you to
after dinner.'"

The teacher fainted...
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:21 PM   #2
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Default Re: The Polite Way to Pee

This joke seems to pop up here every few months. Still funny though.
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Yeah its funny....

Guys this ever happened to you? You're out for dinner and you go to the bathroom, then you go to wash your hand but the water comes out of the faucet like a freakin fire hydrant. Some splashes on your pants (allways in the crotch area) that freking sucks you have to dry, or people will thin you splattered pee all over yourself...
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Yeah its funny....

Guys this ever happened to you? You're out for dinner and you go to the bathroom, then you go to wash your hand but the water comes out of the faucet like a freakin fire hydrant. Some splashes on your pants (allways in the crotch area) that freking sucks you have to dry, or people will thin you splattered pee all over yourself...
you need to get back to the state man

It would seem to happen at the most awkward times :P
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