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Hymn 365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, ‘For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’ 
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Re: Hymn 365
I love it.
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Re: Hymn 365
Oohhhhh!! Brutal hangover.
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Re: Hymn 365
Later that evening, there was a chuch split. Half followed the pastor, half followed the music minister.
Interesting side note, they all rejoined at the river two hours later. |
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