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Old 11-26-2009, 01:54 AM   #1
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Default How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
8 to say its all in the execution of said changing
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
13 to say it the light bulbs failure to perform
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Old 11-26-2009, 03:16 AM   #2
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Default Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
8 to say its all in the execution of said changing
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
13 to say it the light bulbs failure to perform
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
1 Tony Hipchest tells us what Sarah Palin can do with said light bulb.
There you go mach. Just wanted to make sure it was meant for our fourm.
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Old 11-26-2009, 03:44 AM   #3
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Default Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't forget the 17 members to blame the burning out of said light bulb on Bruce Arians.

Great post by the way.
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Old 11-26-2009, 08:23 AM   #4
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Default Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

You failed to mention that 16 forum members to blame Obama and 4 more (though repeatedly) to in turn blame bush, with 6 more coming back stating the bu bu bu bush phrase.
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:27 PM   #5
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There you go mach. Just wanted to make sure it was meant for our fourm.
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:59 PM   #6
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Default Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

being that this posting is a coupla years old and not specifically tailored to our forum-

4 to say all above never worked for GE so what could they possibly know about changing light bulbs.

13 to show up on the day of or after the light bulb burning out to say the light bulbs suck and they are never going to use light again.

2 monday morning light bulb changers to show up and remind the above that if they woulda just used the energy-efficient compact fluorescent light bulbs they wouldnt be worried about changing a bulb for the next 5 years.

5 to start 8 redundant threads on al gores claim to have invented the energy-efficient compact fluorescent light bulb.

50 to bitch about al gore.

9 to advocate kerosene lamps and wood burning stoves.

1 to astutely reply "too bad internet flame wars" cant light the room.

1 other to tell said person to go f&(k off, and that they have been pwned.

1 to randomly note that the bengals suck.

1 to ask if we have a smiley icon of a light bulb to represent an idea.

1 to call the retard an idiot and to check the smiley list themselves.

1 to chime in and say "yeah, but the one we do have sucks".

1 to start a poll to see if we should request a better smiley light bulb icons from the admin.

1 to officially start an Official Light Bulb Thread
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:22 AM   #7
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Default Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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being that this posting is a coupla years old and not specifically tailored to our forum-

4 to say all above never worked for GE so what could they possibly know about changing light bulbs.

13 to show up on the day of or after the light bulb burning out to say the light bulbs suck and they are never going to use light again.

2 monday morning light bulb changers to show up and remind the above that if they woulda just used the energy-efficient compact fluorescent light bulbs they wouldnt be worried about changing a bulb for the next 5 years.

5 to start 8 redundant threads on al gores claim to have invented the energy-efficient compact fluorescent light bulb.

50 to bitch about al gore.

9 to advocate kerosene lamps and wood burning stoves.

1 to astutely reply "too bad internet flame wars" cant light the room.

1 other to tell said person to go f&(k off, and that they have been pwned.

1 to randomly note that the bengals suck.

1 to ask if we have a smiley icon of a light bulb to represent an idea.

1 to call the retard an idiot and to check the smiley list themselves.

1 to chime in and say "yeah, but the one we do have sucks".

1 to start a poll to see if we should request a better smiley light bulb icons from the admin.

1 to officially start an Official Light Bulb Thread
This post just is'nt very funny. I thought you are supposed to be funny! Hold on................wait for it................................................ .......wait for it................................................ .................................................. .....keep waiting......................













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Old 11-28-2009, 01:00 AM   #8
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There you go mach. Just wanted to make sure it was meant for our fourm.
"our forum"???

you got a freaking mouse in your pocket?

now THAT is funny.

silly interlopers who post less than our resident bunglefan....



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aughustaturd knee slapper- 1 Tony Hipchest tells us what Sarah Palin can do with said light bulb. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

1 to be the village idiot retard who seldomly posts, but in an alcohol induced call to glory, think they are the next eddie murphy (or chris farley in this case) and thinks the lampshade is a party hat.
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Old 11-28-2009, 02:29 AM   #9
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Default Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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being that this posting is a coupla years old and not specifically tailored to our forum-

4 to say all above never worked for GE so what could they possibly know about changing light bulbs.

13 to show up on the day of or after the light bulb burning out to say the light bulbs suck and they are never going to use light again.

2 monday morning light bulb changers to show up and remind the above that if they woulda just used the energy-efficient compact fluorescent light bulbs they wouldnt be worried about changing a bulb for the next 5 years.

5 to start 8 redundant threads on al gores claim to have invented the energy-efficient compact fluorescent light bulb.

50 to bitch about al gore.

9 to advocate kerosene lamps and wood burning stoves.

1 to astutely reply "too bad internet flame wars" cant light the room.

1 other to tell said person to go f&(k off, and that they have been pwned.

1 to randomly note that the bengals suck.

1 to ask if we have a smiley icon of a light bulb to represent an idea.

1 to call the retard an idiot and to check the smiley list themselves.

1 to chime in and say "yeah, but the one we do have sucks".

1 to start a poll to see if we should request a better smiley light bulb icons from the admin.

1 to officially start an Official Light Bulb Thread
1 to say his way is the one and only way to change a light bulb and shows the cherry picked stats that prove it.
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Old 11-28-2009, 02:55 AM   #10
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You mean there are not any blaming the Browns for the light bulb burning out?
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