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Old 12-10-2009, 09:06 AM   #1
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Default ...you live in Pittsburgh

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What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania


If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Pittsburgh .


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,
you live in Pittsburgh

If an old chair left in a cleared parking spot on a snowy street looks to you like a declaration of the sovereignty over that spot,
you live in Pittsburgh


If 'Jumbo' doesn't refer to a fictional elephant but means a kind of luncheon meat,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you can both 'go up street' or 'dawntawn',
you live in Pittsburgh


If Versailles is pronounced as if it is spelled 'versales',
you live in Pittsburgh

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line for the weekend,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you measure distance in hours, you live in Pittsburgh


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again
you live in Pittsburgh


If someone offers you an 'ahrn' and you know to drink it,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Pittsburgh



If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Pittsburgh


If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Pittsburgh


If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
you live in Pittsburgh



If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,
you live in Pittsburgh



If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you live in Pittsburgh


If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly',
you live in Pittsburgh
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:50 AM   #2
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If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Pittsburgh .
So true!

I remember the one near East Village Shopping Center (when you're leaving Wilkinsburg toward Verona)...that one was always closed in the winter. I remember it because my 6-to-9-year-old baseball team stopped went there after losing the league championship in extra innings.
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:26 PM   #3
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If you've had to dodge a deer while driving in city limits,
you live in Pittsburgh
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Old 12-11-2009, 08:05 AM   #4
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IF you made sh^tty overpriced steel that ripped people off, then you live in Pittsburgh.
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #5
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Ive had to do that down in Charleston WV.
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IF you made sh^tty overpriced steel that ripped people off, then you live in Pittsburgh.
Hey hey hey!!! WTH is that all about?

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If 'Jumbo' doesn't refer to a fictional elephant but means a kind of luncheon meat,
you live in Pittsburgh
I used to love fried jumbo and cheese sandwiches when I was a kid! Now that I know what jumbo is made out of, I can't even look at it much less eat it.


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during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Pittsburgh
Sadly, we haven't had a blizzard or 2 feet of snow here in the Burgh in a loooong time but I'm hoping that changes this winter!

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If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Pittsburgh
Most of us Pittsburgh women also can change our own oil too!

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If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Pittsburgh
Well - unless you are going through the Squirrel Hill or Fort Pitt tunnels.

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If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,
you live in Pittsburgh
It used to be that way back in the day, but not anymore. We have fall, fall with a little winter mixed in, a month or so of spring, a long summer and back to fall again.
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