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Old 01-01-2010, 03:01 PM   #1
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Default Why do bookstores and libraries make me wanna dump???

Seriously. I can't take it anymore. Within 5 minutes of entering a bookstore or library I'm running for the nearest bathroom. I have 2 theories:

1. The collective smell of thousands of pieces of paper and magazines somehow makes me want to dump. But that's kinda retarded cause I don't think paper has an odor?

2. I associate books and magazines with the toilet because I'm always reading when I dump.

Am I the only one with this problem? Is it a symptom of being a Jets fan?
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Old 01-01-2010, 04:23 PM   #2
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while i have not experienced this on a personal level (i dont read when i crap- instead, i post on this furum) i am definitely intrigued with your hypothesis.

books and mags do indeed have a particular scent, and a great scent it is. a fresh book that has never been opened almost smells as good as a stack of $20's fresh from the bank.

im thinking the instinct to crap upon stepping into a barnes an noble phenomenon is classic pavlov's dog.

bell rings = mouth waters./smell books = gotta shit.
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It could be like the running water trick. Hear water, got to piss, surrounded by paper, got to shit.
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Old 01-01-2010, 05:38 PM   #4
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It could be the selection of books you're reading as well.

Try staying out of the Jets' biography section
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Sorry for your troubles!!!!
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Old 01-01-2010, 07:37 PM   #6
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Some things needn't be "shared".

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TMI.

That is all.
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The ink makes you doodie. Ask a librarian, they are never constipated.
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Walmart tire center has the same effect on me. I suppose if I were to not make it to the restroom, skid marks would take on a whole new meaning for me.
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The smell of the glue in the plywood at Home Depot is like a mexcian river water enema to me.
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