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|01-03-2010, 09:32 AM||#1|
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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
arguing about which country had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge
and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker
to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable'
(a term frequently used by woodpeckers ).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it
and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked
the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree,
and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Tiger Woods was right,
when he said,
your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Here We Go Brownies Here We Go Woof Woof
Americanos dicen ingl?s, Aprietan dos para Deportaci?
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