72 VIRGINIANS

Vincent · 04-08-2010, 11:02 AM

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, "leader".

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

7SteelGal43 · 04-08-2010, 12:01 PM

SCSTILLER · 04-08-2010, 12:02 PM

vasteeler · 04-08-2010, 04:58 PM

ill be one of the other 66

Vincent · 04-08-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by VASTEELER

ill be one of the other 66

I'd move to Virginia just to watch.

***Galax Steeler*** · 04-09-2010, 04:04 AM

Good one.

Venom · 04-09-2010, 05:54 AM

Nicccccceeeeeeeeeee

SteelersMongol · 04-09-2010, 10:32 AM

U guys r terrible.

SMR · 04-19-2010, 09:03 PM

04-08-2010, 11:02 AM	#1
Vincent Team President Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: People's Republic of North Carolina Posts: 2,478 Member Number: 10927 Thanks: 13 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	72 VIRGINIANS When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, "leader". As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!" __________________ "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress & the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." Abraham Lincoln

04-08-2010, 12:01 PM	#2
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04-08-2010, 12:02 PM	#3
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04-08-2010, 04:58 PM	#4
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04-09-2010, 05:54 AM	#7
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04-19-2010, 09:03 PM	#9
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