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Old 04-30-2010, 03:29 PM   #1
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I was in an elevator this morning and...no joke...someone farted...although silent...and it really stank. I could barely keep myself from laughing out loud.

The lady standing to my left was clearly annoyed...but didn't say anything out loud. She just turned and looked at all the men standing behind her.
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:34 PM   #2
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thats "terrorist like" activity ...
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LOL you should have said " damn girl!"
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LOL you should have said " damn girl!"
or called her a disgusting pig...
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I was in an elevator this morning and...no joke...someone farted...although silent...and it really stank. I could barely keep myself from laughing out loud.

The lady standing to my left was clearly annoyed...but didn't say anything out loud. She just turned and looked at all the men standing behind her.
So are you actually saying it was NOT you?...

I would imagine the term "Blast Furnace" can mean a lot of different things....

Just sayin.
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lmao. That's messed up to do to a lady.

We used to "crop dust" each other in the hangar: Say a guy was working in a tight spot on the plane; you'd crawl just enough in there too and ask if he knew where so-and-so was (while letting one rip). Of course he'd say "no idea" and you'd leave. 10 seconds later....."YOU $&%*ING SON OF A *#$&$ ProfanityProfanity, etc."

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So are you actually saying it was NOT you?...

I would imagine the term "Blast Furnace" can mean a lot of different things....

Just sayin.
I would have gladly claimed this one if it was me, but it wasn't. No doubt, it lingered for a while after the elevator went to it's next destination.

I'm 43 years old, and I still find the random fart really funny.
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lmao. That's messed up to do to a lady.

We used to "crop dust" each other in the hangar: Say a guy was working in a tight spot on the plane; you'd crawl just enough in there too and ask if he knew where so-and-so was (while letting one rip). Of course he'd say "no idea" and you'd leave. 10 seconds later....."YOU $&%*ING SON OF A *#$&$ ProfanityProfanity, etc."

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I would have gladly claimed this one if it was me, but it wasn't. No doubt, it lingered for a while after the elevator went to it's next destination.

I'm 43 years old, and I still find the random fart really funny.
But my mom always told that "He who denied it supplied it"








By the way, that is funny as hell!
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