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Old 05-25-2010, 11:35 PM   #1
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George Bush, Prince Charles, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell....

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is ten million rubles, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, Prince Charles calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that cost is 6 million pounds, so Prince Charles writes him a cheque.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, "Since Obama became President, the USA has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Old 05-26-2010, 04:18 AM   #2
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George Bush, Prince Charles, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell....

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is ten million rubles, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, Prince Charles calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that cost is 6 million pounds, so Prince Charles writes him a cheque.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, "Since Obama became President, the USA has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
funny stuff
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Old 05-26-2010, 05:59 AM   #3
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Sad but true
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Good jokes I'd laugh, but I'm afraid the current state of the U.S. is a joke in and of itself, more sad than funny.
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